So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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