is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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