She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Pants are for mortals
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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