Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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