This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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