Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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