yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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