You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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