ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think people are normalizing furries
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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