She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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