What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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