Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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