I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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