The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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