i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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