Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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