ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
