the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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