Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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