It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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