We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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