Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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