your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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