do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
