Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
sarcasm needs its own font
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
