this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
