So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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