i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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