I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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