Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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