I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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I need you to use more vowels.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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