Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish they made helmets for livers.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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