The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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