Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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