she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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