My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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