i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Rumble strips road head = magical
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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