smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
smell my finger.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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