I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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