Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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