who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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