D3 body, D1 cock
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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