I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Are my feet made of real feet?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
please don't ironically join a cult
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