Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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