I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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