i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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