I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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