this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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