Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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