Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
