before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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