People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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