Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
