quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I want a musical about memes.
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