David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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